Gaali-13

MAdArCoDh
tUmLoGo kI Ma kAsHmIr kI No. 1rAnDi
TeRa mA ChUdu kAsHmIr kI ThAnD MaUsAM
Me
'KaShMiR Me PaDi tHaNdI
TeRa mA No.1 rAnDi
gUsAow cHoOt mE UsKi dAnDi'.
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ABe mAdArCoDh
tErA Ma kI ChOoT Me iTnI TeJi sE LuNd
dAlUnGa nA Ki cHoOt fAt kE BhOsDa bAnJaYe
pH!R jAnA PoLiCe sTaTiOn tErI Ma Ki fAtElI
ChOoT Ka F.I.R LiKhWaNe
'jEsE DuRSe dIkHa gOsHlA
SaMnE GayATo dIkHa tErA Ma kA FaTa
bOsHdA'.
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TEra mAKi cHoOt Me cHaPpAl sE Mar mAr kE
ChApTa bAnA DuNgA
AuR tErI BaKi lAl cHoOt mE BeHrEhMi sE
ChUd kE KhOoN NiKaL DuNgA.
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TEra mAKi cHoOt Me cHaPpAl sE Mar mAr kE
ChApTa bAnA DuNgA
AuR tErI BaKi lAl cHoOt mE BeHrEhMi sE
ChUd kE KhOoN NiKaL DuNgA. .
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ABe sUwAr kE LuNd TeRa gaNd mE DaLkE
AiSa h!LAuNga nA MaDaRcOdH
PaPa sE BaTaMiJi
tErA Ma kI ChOoT Me rOaD RoLlErcHaDhAkE
ChApTa kAr dUnGa
aUr uSkO aPnE PaS sAmHaL kE RaKh lUnGa.
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Bhagoda maADARcOdH
BUp sE PaNga kArNe aYa tU MaDaRcOdH
TeRa mA Ki cHoOt Me gUsS JaUnGa
sUmJhAAbE BhOSdK RaNdI
cHInAl
cHaMaR Ka aUlAd
TeRa mA Ka cHoOt ka kHuJlI MiTaNe aYa
mAsTI Ki nAtIjA
FaTi cOnDoM Ka nATiJa
bOsHdI JaAt tErI Ma Ki jUiCeR Me dAl kE
ChOoT Ka jUiCe nIkAL DUnGa.
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BetA
KaSh aGaR MaIn
uSs dIn cOnDoM PeHen lIyA HoTa To Tu aAj
pAiDa v nAi hOtA
ChAl pApA Ka lUnD ChUsNa cHoR AuR TeRa
mA Ki cHoOt mE DaL
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.SuN MaKe lOdE T3rA J3sA BHawDa kA GaNd
mE ItNi dAnDa DaLuNgA Na
mAdArCoDh ...........PuRa lIfE F33l KaRt3
R3hJayga.................tErA Ma oR BeHeN Ka
cHuDaI kA Cd pUrA InDiA Me fReE ME
BaTuNgA LOLMaDaRcOdH RaNdI Ki PiLl3 AaJ
t3r! Ma h3r!yAt s3 ChUdUnGa
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TeRi Ma Ki ChOoT M3 LoDa DaLk3 RaGaD
RaGaD K3 p3hL3 LoDa Ko SaFf KaRuNgA
pHiR t3r! Ma ki ChOoT M3 UnGl! DaLk3 UsS3
HoRnY Fe3l KaRaUnGa Ph!r UsKi ChOoT M3
b3hReHm! s3 LuNd DaL DaLk3 RaNdI Ko
tAdPa TaDpA K3 ChUdUnGa JuV TaK ChOoT
FaT K3 BoShDa Na BaN Ja!
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Ph!r IsKi ChOoT! B3h3n Ko V LuNd S3 Y3
MaRuNgA b3h3nCoDh RaNd! B3h3oSh Ho
JaYgA Ph!r UsKi MuH mE MeRa LuNd Ka PaN
DaLke UtHaUnGa Ph!r UsKi CHoOtI b3h3n ki
TiGhT ChOoT ChaT ChAt K3 LaL KaR D!yA
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TUJH3 TO SAYAD PATA V NA! HOGA M3
T3RA RAND! B3H3N K3S3
CHUD D!YA
TUJH3TO PADHK3 PATA CHALA HOGA
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Y3 SUNK3 RONA MAT
AB3 RONA H!JD3.XD
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.MaDaRCoDh BeHeNcOdH GaNdMaRe ChOoT
Ka PaN¡
MoOt Ka JhAg TeRa Ma K¡ BoBs Ka M3l
MeRa LuNd Ka BaL
ISh bEhEnCoDh kA GaNd MaR MaRkE FaD dO
beHeNcOdH UsKa Ma K¡
ChOoT M3 LoDa DaL3 Hu3 Ha! b3h3nCoDh
ApN¡ Ma K¡ ChOoT S3 LoDa HaTa AuR TaN¡K
HaMaR K3 v DaL RaNd¡ K¡ ChOoT Ka m3 D
¡WaNa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIsKa Ma K! ChOoT M3
LoDa DaL DaLk3 !tnA BaR ChUdUnGa SuPaR
CoMpUtAr t!T3n v CaLcUlAtE Na! KaR PaIgA
B3h3ncoDh PaPa S3 BaTaMiJi KaRtA HaI Y3
MaT BhOoL M3 T3rA MaKi r3GuL3r
CuStOm3r Hu AgAr m3rA DiMaG SaTaK GaYa
To t3Ra Ma Ko Fr33 M3 ChUd ChUD K3 MaR
DaLuNgA AuR Pa!s3 V Na! DuNgA
hAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Y3 SuNk3 UsKa R3nDi B3h3n b3hOsH.XD
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MAdArCoDh
tUmLoGo kI Ma kAsHmIr kI No. 1 rAnDi
TeRa mA ChUdu kAsHmIr kI ThAnD MaUsAM
Me
'KaShMiR Me PaDi tHaNdI
TeRa mA No.1 rAnDi
gUsAow cHoOt mE UsKi dAnDi'
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TEra mAKi cHoOt Me cHaPpAl sE Mar mAr kE
ChApTa bAnA DuNgA
AuR tErI BaKi lAl cHoOt mE BeHrEhMi sE
ChUd kE KhOoN NiKaL DuNgA
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.CHOOT KA
PAN! N!kAL K3 P! JAUNGA T3R! B3H3N
M3RA LUND CHUS RAH! HA! AAB
T3R! B3H3N
CHUD RAHA HA! MaDARCODH
T3R! MA KO NANG! KARK3
GOD! BANAK3
PUBL!C PLAC3 M3 CHUDURaNdI Ma Ka
PaIdAiSh TeRa Ma Ki
ChOoT Me ItNi TeJi Se LuNd DaLuNgA nA
TeRa
Ma Ki ChOoT Ka HaDdI PaSlI TuT JaYgA AuR
Ph!r JaNa HoSp!tAl t3rA Ma Ki
ChOot Ka !lAj KaRwAn3 t3rA Ma Ys3 HaLaT
KaR DuNgA Na RaNd! ChUdNe
K3 HaLaT Na! RaH3gA d3kHtA Hu RaNd!
K3s3
DhAnDa KaRti Ha!
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. ABe mAdArCoD

tErA Ma kI ChOoT Me iTnI TeJi sE LuNd
dAlUnGa nA Ki cHoOt fAt kE BhOsDa bAnJaYe
pH!R jAnA PoLiCe sTaTiOn tErI Ma Ki fAtElI
ChOoT Ka F.I.R LiKhWaNe
'jEsE DuRSe dIkHa gOsHlA
SaMnE GayATo dIkHa tErA Ma kA FaTa
bOsHdA'.
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TEra mAKi cHoOt Me cHaPpAl sE Mar mAr kE
ChApTa bAnA DuNgA
AuR tErI BaKi lAl cHoOt mE BeHrEhMi sE
ChUd kE KhOoN NiKaL DuNgA. .
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ABe sUwAr kE LuNd TeRa gaNd mE DaLkE
AiSa h!LAuNga nA MaDaRcOdH
PaPa sE BaTaMiJi
tErA Ma kI ChOoT Me rOaD RoLlEr cHaDhAkE
ChApTa kAr dUnGa
aUr uSkO aPnE PaS sAmHaL kE RaKh lUnGa.
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Bhagoda maADARcOdH
BUp sE PaNga kArNe aYa tU MaDaRcOdH
TeRa mA Ki cHoOt Me gUsS JaUnGa sUmJhA.
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BetA
KaSh aGaR MaIn
uSs dIn cOnDoM PeHen lIyA HoTa To Tu aAj
pAiDa v nAi hOtA
ChAl pApA Ka lUnD ChUsNa cHoR AuR TeRa
mA Ki cHoOt mE DaLAbE BhOSdK RaNdI
cHInAl
cHaMaR Ka aUlAd
TeRa mA Ka cHoOt ka kHuJlI MiTaNe aYa
mAsTI Ki nAtIjA
FaTi cOnDoM Ka nATiJa
bOsHdI JaAt tErI Ma Ki jUiCeR Me dAl kE
ChOoT Ka jUiCe nIkAL DUnGaMaDaRcOdH
TeRa Ma Ki
ChOoT Me
JaLtA HuA
KoYlA RaKh
Ke HaTh SeKhUnGa Ph!r UsMe OmLeT
BaNaKe TeRi Ma Ki ChOoT Ka PaNi
Se KhAjAuNgA sUMjA rAnD TeRa mA Ki fAtI
ChOoTmE PEpSi kA BoTtLe dAl
dUnGaMaDaRcOdH Fr3e M3 GaNd MaRwAn3
AjAtA Ha! BhAwD3 T3r! Ma KuTt3 K! NaSaL
t3r! MA
ChUdWaU KuTt3 s3
t3r! MA K!
HaTh m3 m3rA LaUdA Ha!
DhAyN s3 d3kH T3r! b3h3nA k! HaTh
JaGaNaTh
HaHaHaHaHaHa
hAhAhAhAhAhA
HAHAHAGAHAGAGaNd Me
MaDaRCoDh TeRi Ma Ka ChOoT
Ko ChUd
ChUdKe Ne3La KaR DuNgA
Ph!r UsMe
MaLhAm LaGaKe KaL Ph!r ChUdUnGa
TeRi BeHeN
Ko ChUdU DoCtOr DoCtOr
Kh3lNe Ke
BaHaNe TeRi BeHeN kO
NaNg! KaRk3
ChOoT Me
UnGl! GuSaKa AgAe PiCh3 KaRk3
ChOoT Ka pAnI NiKaL DuNgAT3R! MA K! H3R
3k aANG
VADAK TA HA! JUB M3R!
LUND S3 T3R! R3ND! MA
CHUDTA HU ]]
AB3 SUN T3R!
MA K! H3R 3K
J!SM P3R S!RF
M3RA HUK HA!
T3RA MA M3N3
B3HR3HM! CHUDTA
HU TARAS V ATA HAI
PAR T3R! MA K! CHOOT
KA BHOOT V N!KAL NA HA!
HHAHAHAHAT3R! GHAR K3 BAHAR S!GN
BORD
LATK! HU! HA!
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W3lCOM3 TO LOC3 R3ND!
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Y3HA J3S3 !ND!A K!
CHOR3 SUB T3R! MA
K! CHOOT K! D!WAN!
SUB L!N3 P3 KAD3 HA!
KUB BAR! AYG! OR T3R!
MA KO CHUD SAK3BeHeNcOdH
HaRaM Ki PiLl3
MaDaRgHaTt
TeRi MaKa BoShDa
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LuNd DaLk3 HiLa DuNgA
MaDrCoDh TeRi Ma Ki GaNd Me Ic3 Cr3aM Or
ChOoT Me CoCoNuT OiL DaLk3 ChUdU MeRa
LunD
TeRi BeHeN ki ChOoT Me MeRa
LuNd HAi
AuR DoStO Ki LuNd TeRi BeHeN Ki gAnD Me
T3RI MAA KO TATTI ME
LITA LITA KE MAARU =]]
FIR SENT LAGA KE
BHANGIO SE CHUDVAU
KHAD3 KHAD3
AB3 BH3N K LUND=)))
BAAP SE FUDDA KAREGA TU
MAA K3 LUND
BHOSDIKE MUH WALE HIJHDE
HA TO FATE TYRE KO AAG LAGA KE
TERI MAA BHEN KI CHUT ME FIT KARDUNGA
RANDIKE K KAALE CHUTTAD =]]
HA TO LUND KE SUPAAR3
ITNE DIN SE MAA CHUDA RA HAI
HAR JAGAH APNI MAA KO SAB KE LUND PE
LATKA RA HAI
MADARCHODD
HA TO BHOSDIWAL3
TU GAND D3 OR PAIS3 L3
TERE DHALLO K KHANDAN KI CHUT ME PIPE
FITING KAR KE
PUR3 SHEHER K LUNDO KI MOTOR CHAlA
DUNGA KHADE KHAD3 =]]ABE SADI CHUT
WAALI RAND KI DHALLI KE LADK3
APNI MAA CHUDAA KE FARAR HO JA
NAHI TO TO TERI BHEN K MUHME LUND
DAAL KE SO JAUNGAHA TO RANDIKE LADKE
SUN
TERI MAA KI CHUT SE KHOON NIKAAL DUNGA
WO LUND KHADA KIYE BINA
BAAP SE PANGE LEGA TO LUNDHURE
O BHEN K TAT3Y;;MADHARCH ODD
TERI MAA KO CHOORME ME DAAL KE PEES
DUNGA;;;
TERI RAAND MAA KO TATTI KHILA KHILA K
NANGA NACCHA DUNGA KHADE KHADE
ABE LAVDI KI DHAAR
CHOOT K TAPAKTE PAANI
HIJHDE KI KHOKHLI GAND
TATTIKHAU KI AULAD
JHATT PE LATAKTE PEESU
TERI MAA KA MUKKO SE BAJA BAJA KE
PEETUNGA
LAWLZZ ;):)ABE GANDU K PILLAY
MADARCHODVI K CHUDE HUE CHANDU
LODE K CHILLAR
MADARCHODD
RANDI KE BACCHE;;;MADHAR CHOUDH KI
AULAD
KALI GAAND WALI KI AULAD
BHENCHOUDH
TERI MAA KI CHUT ME HATH DAAL KE
TERI BHEN K BRA PANTY DHO DUNGA
KHDE KHADETERI MAA KA BHOXDA KHUJA
KHUJA KE LAALKAR DUNGA:::))TERI RAAND
MAAKO KUTTO SE KATVA DUNGA;;SUAR PE
BITHA KE TERI BHEN KI NUMAISH
KARU;;BHENCHODD
RANDIKE LADKE TERI MAA KA BHOXDA FAAD
KE TERE BAAP KE MUH PE CHIPKA DUNGA
MADHCHOUDHABE LUND KHAJOOR;;LUNDHU
RE MADHARCHOUDH;;L ANGOOR
KIOLAD;;CHUT KE JHINGOOR;;;
TERI RAND MAA KE LUND KA INJECTION
DAAL KE;;MOOT DUNGA;;(HA TO BHEN K
LODE KI OLAD;;KYA HAI TU;;PATA
TUJHE;;MERE TATTE KA Bc